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The Captain’s Log

Your Daily Cruise Industry Briefing

  • Why Everyone Skips Curacao and You Shouldn’t

    Most Caribbean cruise itineraries hit the same tired trio: Jamaica, Mexico, Bahamas. Meanwhile, Curacao sits 40 miles off Venezuela’s coast, quietly being one of the best ports in the Caribbean. The capital Willemstad looks like Amsterdam had a baby with the tropics. Dutch colonial buildings painted in sherbet colors line the harbor. The whole historic…


  • The Cabin Selection Mistake Almost Everyone Makes

    Most people pick cruise cabins based on price alone. Then they spend their vacation regretting it. The real decision isn’t about balcony versus interior. It’s about location on the ship. A cheap interior cabin on Deck 2 below the main theater will teach you every song from the evening show. Whether you want to learn…


  • Cruise News Roundup: New Ships, Port Drama, and Policy Updates

    Royal Caribbean announced they’re building even bigger ships. The Icon 5 and Icon 6 will join the fleet in 2027 and 2028. These floating cities will pack 7,600 guests each when fully loaded. What this means for you depends on your cruise style. Love packed pools and dinner reservations that book faster than Taylor Swift…


  • The Balcony Cabin Scam Nobody Talks About

    Travel bloggers love pushing balcony cabins. They get prettier photos and bigger affiliate commissions. What they don’t tell you is that most balcony cabins are a waste of money. Here’s the math nobody wants you to do. You’ll pay $800 to $2,000 more for that balcony. Most people use it maybe 30 minutes total during…


  • The Main Dining Room Still Exists and You Should Use It

    Most first time cruisers think they need to eat at every specialty restaurant on the ship. They book dinner reservations like they’re planning a restaurant week in Manhattan. The main dining room gets forgotten in all this excitement. That’s a mistake because it’s often the best value and experience on the entire ship. You get…


  • River Cruising vs Ocean Cruising

    River cruising and ocean cruising are both cruising. That is where the similarities end. Ocean cruising puts you on a floating city. You get multiple restaurants, entertainment venues, pools, and thousands of fellow passengers. The ship itself becomes the destination. You might spend entire sea days without thinking about what port comes next. River cruising…


  • Norwegian Prima Class Ships Are Ridiculously Over The Top

    Norwegian’s Prima and Viva ships are what happens when cruise designers ask “What if we made everything bigger?” then actually do it. These ships pack 20 restaurants, multiple go-kart tracks, and virtual reality experiences into floating cities that hold 3,215 passengers. The Prima Speedway wraps around the funnel. The Ocean Boulevard promenade circles deck 8…


  • The Azores Are Having a Moment

    Nine volcanic islands sitting in the middle of the Atlantic. Most people can’t even pronounce Azores correctly. Yet this Portuguese archipelago is quietly becoming one of Europe’s best kept secrets. The islands offer something most cruise destinations don’t. Authentic culture that hasn’t been Disneyfied for tourists. You’ll find natural hot springs where locals actually soak.…


  • Why Your Cabin Location Matters More Than You Think

    Most first-time cruisers pick their cabin based on price alone. This is like choosing a hotel room by cost and ignoring that it’s next to the elevator shaft. Deck 1 cabins sit directly above the engine room. You’ll hear mechanical humming all night. Deck 2 isn’t much better. The sweet spot for interior and oceanview…


  • Cruise News Roundup

    Royal Caribbean pulled their newest ship out of the Caribbean for winter repairs. Icon of the Seas will skip several scheduled sailings in January to fix technical issues with her pool deck systems. Passengers on affected cruises get full refunds plus future cruise credits. This is what happens when you rush a ship into service.…